Meet Tolido
Rumored to have once invented a device that brews coffee before you wake up—by reading your dreams. Tolido curates only the finest impracticalities and guarantees every purchase will leave you with more questions than answers.
A haven for the strangely practical and the practically strange. Discover items that solve problems you never had in ways you never imagined.
Ice that heats up to a cool 35°C, ideal for confusing beverages and baffling physicists.
Holds the door for you *and* asks about your day. "Doors aren’t the only things opening for you."
Throw them in the air, and they’ll land on your feet! (Sometimes.)
For those who love fish but not responsibility. Fish sold separately (maybe).
A 10,000-piece puzzle with no edges. Endless suffering disguised as fun.
Rain stays out by redirecting it... straight into your shoes.
Flipping through the pages will never end. Just like social media.
Shines bright… but only in daylight.
Beeps louder the closer you get. Encourages avoiding responsibilities.
Rumored to have once invented a device that brews coffee before you wake up—by reading your dreams. Tolido curates only the finest impracticalities and guarantees every purchase will leave you with more questions than answers.