Mundane Munchies

Welcome to "Mundane Munchies," a one-of-a-kind dining experience for entities who crave the most ordinary and commonplace items from humanoid dimensions. Our menu features a tantalizing assortment of household, construction, office, and school items, prepared with care and precision to cater to those who find delight in the most unexpected of edibles. Please note that these items are typically inedible or even harmful for humanoids. Consume at your own risk!

Appetizers

Paperclip Platter

An assorted collection of paperclips, gently bent into bite-sized morsels, perfect for those who appreciate the metallic tang of office supplies.

‡20.00

Pencil Shaving Salad

A delicate mix of pencil shavings, lightly seasoned with eraser crumbs, offering an enticing blend of wooden and rubbery flavors.

‡18.00

Post-it Petit Fours

A colorful assortment of Post-it notes, layered with adhesive, and cut into delicate squares for an enjoyable, sticky treat.

‡24.00

Main Courses

Drywall Delicacy

A hearty serving of drywall, seasoned with gypsum and plaster, providing a satisfying crunch and a subtle, earthy flavor.

‡40.00

Rebar Risotto

A scrumptious combination of rebar and cement, slow-cooked to perfection, perfect for those who crave the robust taste of construction materials.

‡45.00

Upholstery Udon

A comforting dish of fabric noodles, crafted from assorted upholstery, and served in a warm, velvety sauce.

‡38.00

Desserts

Glue Stick Gelato

A delightful frozen treat, inspired by the smooth and adhesive texture of glue sticks, offering a unique, chewy sensation.

‡28.00

Crayon Crumble

A vibrant medley of crayon shavings, baked to perfection with a light, flaky topping, perfect for those who enjoy the waxy allure of school supplies.

‡26.00

Inkwell Indulgence

A luscious dessert of assorted ink flavors, served in an elegant inkwell, catering to those who appreciate the bold taste and vibrant hues of ink.

‡30.00

Beverages

Toner Tea

A soothing and rejuvenating blend of printer toner, perfect for those who find solace in the warm, dark taste of ink.

‡12.00

White-Out Wine

A refined concoction of white-out, offering a smooth and opaque drinking experience, with a hint of correction fluid aroma.

‡14.00

Detergent Daiquiri

A refreshing and frothy mix of detergent and fabric softener, perfect for those who crave the clean, crisp flavors of laundry day.

‡16.00
Location: UFM732😋🧟